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I give everyone the benefit of the doubt.

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Here is a screen shot of my bio. Obviously an invitation to flirt with me, right?

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Not sorry. Or that stare a little too long at his wife. Welcome to the gun.

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Wanna meet him? Sort of. The Long Duk Dongs are not just male.

Several, apparently. The photo in this profile?

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